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My father always told me,
‘Find a job you love and you’ll
never have to work a day in your life.!!
It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote.
”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.!!
4G 3G Tan Pind Ghat Aunde Ne,
Apan 2G Net_Pack Naal Saar Laine Aan,
Sade Kol Kehra Das HD Aa Camera,
Thoda Pic Te BLUR Jeha Maar Laine Aan..!!
That moment when a question on a test is
so hard that even your inner voice is like
“Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.!!
Don’t you wish people could be like money,
so you could hold them up to the sun and
see which ones are fake and who are real.!!
I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You.
The Bad News? I Have No Good News.
And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.!
Sometimes when I say I am okay what I really want is for someone to hold my hand,
look me in the eyes and say you’re are not okay, here is $1000.!
People always say everything happens for a reason.
So remember every time when I punch you in the face,
then remember I have a reason ..!
Kissing is a means of getting two people so
close together that they can’t see anything
wrong with each other.!
People say everything happens for a reason.
So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.!!
If you’re going to do something tonight
that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning,
sleep late. -Henny Youngman!!
A man asks a trainer in the gym:
“I want 2 impresses that beautiful girl,
which machine I can use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”..!!
Even if you are a mass murderer,
and children Abductor,
People Will Still bless you
“continue to be who you are” on your birthday.!!