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TOP*} Funny Status For WhatsApp In English 2018

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Every WhatsApp User wants to use famous and unique quotes status and whatsapp video status on her WhatsApp but today I am today going to publish the Best Funny Whatsapp Status.

Short and famous Funny Whatsapp Status In The English language are given below, you can check the collection of Whatsapp Status In English from given below list.

In life, I need only you!
When I think about you…I don’t feel so alone…

My father always told me,
‘Find a job you love and you’ll
never have to work a day in your life.!!

It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote.
”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.!!

Am gonna Make my Status
better you too Focus on your Status only..!!

4G 3G Tan Pind Ghat Aunde Ne,
Apan 2G Net_Pack Naal Saar Laine Aan,
Sade Kol Kehra Das HD Aa Camera,
Thoda Pic Te BLUR Jeha Maar Laine Aan..!!

That moment when a question on a test is
so hard that even your inner voice is like
“Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.!!

Don’t you wish people could be like money,
so you could hold them up to the sun and
see which ones are fake and who are real.!!

Love your Girl Like You Love Your Hot Coffee
Enjoy it before its Hotness Goes…!!!

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You.
The Bad News? I Have No Good News.
And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.!

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.!

Sometimes when I say I am okay what I really want is for someone to hold my hand,
look me in the eyes and say you’re are not okay, here is $1000.!

People always say everything happens for a reason.
So remember every time when I punch you in the face,
then remember I have a reason ..!

Kissing is a means of getting two people so
close together that they can’t see anything
wrong with each other.!

People say everything happens for a reason.
So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.!!

If you’re going to do something tonight
that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning,
sleep late. -Henny Youngman!!

A man asks a trainer in the gym:
“I want 2 impresses that beautiful girl,
which machine I can use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”..!!

 

Even if you are a mass murderer,
International rogue,
and children Abductor,
People Will Still bless you
“continue to be who you are” on your birthday.!!

There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets an enormous amount
of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.!!

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