A friendly reminder on April fool
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on April Fool.!!
“I am your girlfriend:
theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
I may forget to wish you on Holi,
Diwali or even New Year’s day.
But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on a very special day meant for people like you.Happy April Fool!!
A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
U are a BITCH..!!
r u smiling now?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*!!
This is an oldie but a goodie.
Chances are it might not work,
but if you have naive family and friends,
it might fool them. Try phrasing it this way: “I know today is April Fools’ Day,
but what I have to tell you all is not a joke. I’m pregnant.”!!
Ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Ekdam Pagal Tha
Pagalon Ka Pagal Tha
Lekin Ghabrao Nahi
Wo Kuchh Bhi Nahi Tha.!!
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Small April sobbed, I’m going to cry
Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye;
Then April Fool, she laughed instead
And smiled a rainbow overhead.!!
I’m going to go ahead and assume that set me up with your highly updatable friend was your attempt at an April Fool’s joke.!!
Dear friend, I’m sorry that my April Fool’s Day joke which I played on you resulted in your deportation from the country.!!
The maple syrup’s full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie—-I—
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
– Abraham Lincoln
The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool’s Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure fun.!
Dear Friend, I am surprised at your wit, your intellect, your wisdom and your knowledge. But more importantly, I am surprised at my false praise of you! Happy All Fools’ Day!!